By: JJ Pandaflex
Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing
Crispy and brown
I go to town
For you a snack
For me a gateway
A rusty fence fecklessly flapping
Setting the day
Leading the charge
Soon giving way
To butter and lard
The average American eats 10,000 calories on Super Bowl Sunday
Man, what a day
The average Buffalo wing is near 100
It all adds up
And ends up
With cookies and pies
Going straight to my thighs
By: T Avery Bannenger
Breast wing thigh
Breast wing thigh
If only I
could fly as high
as the distant birds
in the distant sky
Why oh why
can’t I?
My giant oversized breast is why
But I’ll puff it up with pride
For pure deliciousness
I have inside
While with seditiousness
Away I ride
By: Giorgio Fitzsimmons
1
Ducks do like ducks do
They’re not like me and you
They eat mollusks and mud and goo
Stale bread, small lizards, and candy too
But they will not eat a shoe
Because they’re ducks
Not schmucks
Or goats, you cuckoo
2
Ducks do like we do
We eat everything too
Lasagna, lard, and goo
Plastic and lead, paint chips and glue
But still, not a shoe
Because that’s what goats do
Men are ducks
Not schmucks
3
Ducks and I
We see eye to eye
We waddle
We quack
Our minds and middles
Both one track
And despite all our dirty diving
Our endless scrappy surviving
And interminably wiggling tails
Neither of us fails
To escape from being
Among the wisely wryly seeing
Notwithstanding our protestations
Despite our relative stations
Us and the ducks
Are all just hopeless schmucks
By: Jim Kudrik
Friday nights were leftovers
Saturdays were pizza
but Sundays…
Sundays were holidays
I don’t mean that literally
We were Catholic, true
And though we usually went to church
and my dad kept his church clothes on all day
because this was the one day not meant for working
we did not keep strict observance of the Sabbath
What we did do, though
almost religiously
was order from Chicken Holiday
Few things would fill me with as much excitement and anticipation
as the contents of that bucket
The chicken scalding hot
its oily juices a patient flood
ready at first bite to gush past salted crust
to ravenous adolescent mouth
The drumsticks and breasts both wondrously oversized
But that’s not all
Not even nearly
For the best part
by far
was the choice
Anything off the menu I wanted
Fries?
Nah, too greasy
Too soggy
Ribs?
Nah, too sloppy
Anyway that was my brother’s thing
There was only one other thing I wanted
its shell as crispy and fried as the chicken
and just as moist/white/firm inside
but oozy gooeyer
with a rich red broth of marinara
that glistened in its tiny plastic drum
Even now I can smell it
Taste it
Feel it
The anticipation, order placed
phone back on its cradle
its tangled chord dripping in a mozzarell-esque knot off the kitchen wall
as we sat through a second episode of Small Wonder
(Small Wonder indeed that, poorly written and acted as it was, it managed to grasp onto even that sad Sunday afternoon time slot)
Yes, that was it
For me it wasn’t about the chicken
Or the ritual of family comfort on the week’s last day
Or even the mozzarella sticks
It was the anticipation
And the deluge of satiety that followed
That was my chicken holiday
By: Gerundo
I don’t know where it started
Some deep primal surge
It started as a feeling
Now an involuntary urge
Where did it come from
This weird sadistic pleasure
Cocoa and feathers; worlds colliding
I long for the treasure
In the tropics of the jungle
Amongst the ferns and moss
Comes the fluffy goodness
Of chocolate covered chicken floss
By: Dr. Deano
In the heart of Singapore's vibrant scene,
An old man’s cane taps a rhythm, steady and keen.
Chocolate in hand, dark and divine.
By the Merlion, where tourists dine.
A curious chicken pecks nearby,
Eyeing the chocolate with a hopeful eye.
A Sumatran tiger cub, stripes of bold,
Watches from shadows, shy and cold.
The old man smiles, and offers a piece,
It’s here where tigers and chickens, alas, find a moment's peace.